Friday, November 27, 2009

Three Long Years

Yes indeed. I got Alask-ed three years almost to the day. Thankfully the current administration is looking to correct some, as they say "errors in jugement" of the Bush administration...

I've got my old job back and it's no more Mr. Nice Guy Harm - Its time I lived up to my name and caused some.

Friday, November 24, 2006

Alaska?

My new duty station is in Alaska. Either the brass were unimpressed with my performance or the Colonel has friends in high places.

I'd wager the latter.

I'll obviously be out of it for a while, but I shall return. Oh yes, I'll return...

Record Of Trial: Sentence Session

Colonel Jack Ross: The court-martial will come to order.

Captain Harmon Rabb Jr.: All parties and the military judge are present.

Colonel Ross: I have reached a sentence. Colonel Creedon, would you and your associate counsel stand up please. For disobeying a regulation of the USMC, This court martial sentences you to be dismissed from the United States Marine Corps.

Colonel Ciaran Creedon: No!

Colonel Ross: Please be seated. I will now consult Appellate Exhibit B, and determine if a conflicting sentence limitation has been imposed by the convening authority.

(pause)

Colonel Ross: The convening authority has indeed imposed a lesser sentence for pleading guilty to this charge and the sentence which has been adjudged is commuted. Your sentence will instead fall to the convening authority to prescribe. I will explain to you now, your post-trial and appellate rights. After the record of trial is prepared in your case, the convening authority will act on your case. The convening authority can approve the sentence provided in your pre-trial agreement, or he can approve a lesser sentence or disapprove the sentence entirely. The convening authority cannot increase the sentence. The convening authority can also disapprove some or all of the findings of guilty. The convening authority is not required to review the case for legal errors, but may take action to correct legal errors. Do you understand?

Colonel Creedon: I do Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: The court-martial is adjourned.

Record Of Trial: Verdict Session

Colonel Jack Ross: The court-martial will come to order.

Captain Harmon Rabb Jr.:
All parties and the military judge are present.

Colonel Ross: I have reached a finding in this case. Colonel Creedon, would you and your associate counsel stand up please.

(pause)

Colonel Ross: I will now announce the findings. Colonel Ciaran Creedon, United States Marine Corps, this court martial finds you on the charge and specification of Misbehaviour before the enemy- Not Guilty.

Colonel Ciaran Creedon: Yessss!

Colonel Ross: Sentencing for the charge to which you pleaded guilty will now be delivered. Does the prosecution have any further matters to present before sentencing?

Captain Rabb: No, Your Honour.

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, you have the right to present matters in extenuation and mitigation, that is, matters about the offense or yourself which you want the court-martial to consider in deciding a sentence. Included in your right to present evidence are the rights you have to testify under oath, to make an unsworn statement, or to remain silent. If you testify, you may be cross-examined by the trial counsel and questioned by me. If you decide to make an unsworn statement you may not be cross-examined by trial counsel or questioned by me. You may make an unsworn statement orally or in writing, personally, or through your counsel, or you may use a combination of these ways. If you decide to exercise your right to remain silent, that cannot be held against you in any way. Do you understand your rights?

Colonel Creedon: I do Your Honour.

Colonel Ross: Which of these rights do you wish to exercise?

Colonel Creedon: None of them. Your Honour.

Colonel Ross: Very well. Trial counsel may present closing argument.

Captain Rabb: A crime has been committed, Your Honour, while not heinous it is however one which brings the United States Marine Corps into disrepute- a 231 year legacy that can be ripped to shreds by one who wears your uniform, not one like mine, but one like yours. Consider this when passing sentence Your Honour. The prosecution rests.

Colonel Ross: Closing arguments for the defense.

Colonel Creedon: Colonel Biggs will present our closing arguments Your Honour.

Lt. Colonel Mark Biggs: Your Honour, do not weaken the Corps by ending the career of one of her greatest sons. So many of us are dying each day in the Global War on Terror- our ranks are being depleted of heroes and of those who can teach our new recruits what it means to be a hero or even a true Marine. Don’t deprive us of another. The defence rests.

Colonel Ross: Sentence will be delivered after a 24-hour recess. The court-martial is in recess.

Record Of Trial: Session 2

Colonel Jack Ross: The court-martial will come to order.

Captain Harmon Rabb Jr.: The parties and the military judge are all present.

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, have you come to a decision regarding the use of blog comments as testimony against you and to be tried my me on the basis of those comments as presented here in these proceedings?

Colonel Ciaran Creedon: I have, Your Honour.

Colonel Ross: What is your decision Colonel?

Colonel Creedon: I would like the court to accept the use of my blog The Colonel’s Eagle as legal testimony in this case.

Colonel Ross: Very well Colonel, Trial Counsel you may proceed.

Captain Rabb: Thank you, Your Honour. To conclude presentation of evidence, may I divert your attention to the URL: http://genthar.blogspot.com/2006/09/gun-toting-freaks-should-be-eliminated.html of Appellate Exhibit C. Here in the comments as before, Sith Apologist said on Wednesday, September 20, 2006 at 20:01:59 “The Colonel, machine gun in hand, turned and fled.” The prosecution has no further evidence to present Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: You may conduct a direct examination of the evidence Colonel. Captain Rabb, as there is no witness you will have to interpret the evidence on behalf of the Government.

Colonel Creedon: What games is Sith Apologist referring to in the statements outlined by the trial counsel?

Captain Rabb: Based on the weapons Sith Apologist refers to in his comments, and the results of the investigation, I firmly believe that he is referring to Jedi Knight and Unreal Tournament.

Colonel Creedon: For the record, Jedi Knight is the sequel to Dark Forces, a Star Wars game, based on the edicts of my religion and has no bearing on modern military tactics. The primary weapons are swords made of bended laser light which cannot possibly exist in the real world. Secondly within the game, the player has an array of magical powers which include but not limited to levitation, telekinesis, telepathy and invisibility. This is pure science-fiction Your Honour and all comments directly relating to it should not be considered in determining the outcome of the case.

Colonel Ross: I concur, comments in direct relation to the video game Jedi Knight will not be considered by the court.

Colonel Creedon: For the record, Unreal Tournament is set in a post apocalyptic late 21st/early 22nd century setting and it too is science-fiction in so far as it’s…

Captain Rabb: Objection. Unreal Tournament is within the realm of “future possibility”; its setting is not inconceivable.

Colonel Ross: Is this true Colonel?

Colonel Creedon: I guess so with a stretch of the imagination, but unlikely Your Honour.

Colonel Ross: I’m not asking if it’s likely; only if the game could be representative of a possible future as trial counsel suggests and therefore your actions and reactions within the game could be representative of actions in reality.

Colonel Creedon: Yes, Your Honour following that reasoning, it could be.

Colonel Ross: Very well. Objection Sustained. Unreal Tournament may be given some leeway in so far as it could be real at some point in the future and the Marine Corps must and should always be prepared for the future. Comments concerning Unreal Tournament will be accepted by the court at this time.

Colonel Creedon: When “in game” the furthest thing from my mind is…

Captain Rabb: Objection Your Honour.

Colonel Creedon: Jesus Christ!

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon! The accused will refrain from such outbursts. Captain Rabb, what is the nature of your objection?

Captain Rabb: It appears that the accused is beginning to testify on his own behalf. If he wishes to rest his examination of the evidence and take the stand, I’d be more than happy to oblige him by…

Colonel Ross: Thank you, Trial Counsel; you’ve made your point. Your objection is sustained. Colonel Creedon, you will refrain from testifying while acting as defence counsel examining the evidence.

Colonel Creedon: I understand Your Honour, I apologize. I wish to refer to the comments that were raised by trial counsel earlier concerning the Shock Rifle. I would like to offer the following description of this, one of Unreal Tournament's most distinctive weapons: The Shock Rifle, fires an instant hit laser beam with its primary fire. Secondary fire unleashes a plasma globe which has a larger size, but a finite speed. This globe can be shot with a primary fire blast to produce a powerful shockwave; this is called a "shock combo". Both globe and beam impart a lot of momentum when they hit, making this weapon ideal for blasting enemies off of ledges or into pits. The enhanced shock rifle is an instant hit, instant kill weapon with unlimited ammunition. It lacks the normal shock rifle's secondary fire, and has an orange rather than blue beam. It is not in any of the standard maps, but is available through the standard Instagib mutator. Derived from the term gib (the gory body fragment of an opposing player killed in a first-person shooter), Instagib is a mutator or alternate gametype.

Captain Rabb: Objection Your Honor, is there a point floating about in here somewhere?

Colonel Creedon: Your Honor, I’m going to establish that the weapon in question has no basis in reality and comments referring to it cannot be used in evidence.

Colonel Ross: I’ve already ruled that comments concerning Unreal Tournament can be used Colonel. But I’m going to overrule the objection, but be quick.

Colonel Creedon: All players carry only a single weapon in instagib, which has infinite ammunition and fires instantly lethal shots with infinite velocity but usually at a low rate of fire. Because each player always has the same weapon and there is no ammo or other pickups to collect, gameplay lays a heavy emphasis on reflexes, hand-eye coordination and positioning, as opposed to resource management and control. Your Honor, this is complete fantasy in any conceivable military environment. Because a single shot can instantly kill an enemy from any range, gameplay tends to be very fast-paced and while Sith Apologist’s comment about Shock Rifles is not in dispute, it is documented that on Thursday, September 14, 2006 at 23:52:34 I did say “I don't fear Shock Rifles, I just dislike being shot by them, especially with the "instagib mutator" on.”, which in this context literally means I dislike instant death, as I would suggest anyone would. From the description of the shock rifle itself and the dynamics of the instagib mutator being contrary to any conceivable type of warefare imaginable outside the realm of science fiction I would ask that comments concerning the Shock Rifle be excluded from judgement.

Captain Rabb: Objection Your Honour, The Shock Rifle is a rail gun.

Colonel Creedon: Objection Your Honor, The Shock Rifle is not a railgun.

Colonel Ross: Colonel, you can’t object to an objection. Captain Rabb?

Captain Rabb: Your Honor, it sounds to me like the Defense is describing a railgun or a coilgun, two proven and working technologies that if properly developed, can exist in a possible future.

Colonel Ross: I’m afraid I’m not familiar with these technologies Captain, so I can’t reasonably rule on your objection at this time. Perhaps a recess for me to get acquainted with them is required. Defence Counsel?

Colonel Creedon: Your Honor, I think I can prove without a shadow of a doubt that the Shock Rifle is not a railgun. In an effort to move the proceedings onwards however, I’d like to allay any fears that Trial Counsel may have of my systematically eliminating each weapon in Unreal Tournament thus representing testimony on Unreal Tournament null and void, only the Shock Rifle is my concern here and I’m prepared to acknowledge that the Minigun weapon in the game for example has a real-world counterpart and it can exist in reality in return for an acknowledgement by Trial Counsel that the Shock Rifle on the other hand cannot.

Colonel Ross: Captain Rabb, the decision is yours.

Captain Rabb: I get the feeling that I’m going to regret this, but Okay I agree to the terms of the argument.

Colonel Ross: Very well, Objection overruled. Continue Colonel.

Colonel Creedon: I have no further evaluation of the evidence Your Honour.

Colonel Ross: Very well, Captain?

Captain Rabb: The prosecution rests Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Colonel, you may call your first witness.

Colonel Creedon: The defense calls Desslock to the stand.

(pause)

Colonel Ross: Colonel?

Colonel Creedon: Your Honor?

Colonel Ross: Your witness Colonel?

Colonel Creedon: I have called my witness Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Is he going to join us before I retire?

Colonel Creedon: I doubt it very much Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Why is that Colonel?

Colonel Creedon: Desslock is an A.I. Bot adversary or team-mate in Unreal Tournament.

Colonel Ross: I don’t follow you Colonel.

Captain Rabb: If you'll permit me Your Honor, the accused cannot produce his witness because Desslock a game character, an NPC not controlled by a human.

Colonel Ross: Is this correct Colonel?

Colonel Creedon: It is indeed Your Honor, I wish to make the point that there are no live witnesses in this case, but myself.

Colonel Ross: Your point is made, but waste my time with amateur courtroom theatrics like that again and I’ll hold you in contempt.

Colonel Creedon: Understood Your Honor. I call myself to the stand; Colonel Biggs will conduct my examination.

Colonel Ross: Proceed.

Lt. Colonel Biggs: Colonel Creedon, I remind you you’re under oath. Are you Colonel Ciarán Creedon, the accused in this case?

Colonel Creedon: I am.

Lt. Colonel Biggs: Can you describe for me the events of the charge in contest against you?

Colonel Creedon: On the evening of December 18th 2004 I did engage in multiplayer combat in the game Unreal Tournament with Sith Apologist. During the course of the game at one point, Sith Apologist levelled a Minigun at me with intent to fire. As I was not sufficiently armed at that point, I turned to retreat to find cover and/or superior firepower with which to defend myself.

Lt. Colonel Biggs: A Minigun is a powerful weapon Colonel, what hope could an infantry officer have against such devastating firepower?

Colonel Creedon: Players get armor in the form of pickups which can prevent death long enough for a tactical retreat in some cases.

Lt. Colonel Biggs: But you would most certainly have died if you had not retreated.

Colonel Creedon: That is correct.

Lt. Colonel Biggs: Are you afraid to die Colonel?

Colonel Creedon: No, I was thinking of the time, money and resources it takes to forge a Marine Colonel and that government investment should be protected.

Lt. Colonel Biggs: No further questions Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Does Trial Counsel wish to cross-examine.

Captain Rabb: He most certainly does Your Honor. Colonel Creedon, how many games did you win that evening?

Colonel Creedon: I don’t recall.

Captain Rabb: How many games would you have played, what was the frag limit?

Colonel Creedon: I don’t recall how many games; the frag limit was 10 or 20 at a guess.

Captain Rabb: Would you say 30 games?

Colonel Creedon: Sounds good, but I really don’t know.

Captain Rabb: If it was 30 games, how many of those could you have won?

Colonel Creedon: At a guess 1 or 2.

Captain Rabb: The great Colonel Creedon- only 2 games at most out of 30? That’s not too good really is it?

Colonel Creedon: No.

Captain Rabb: Why is that do you think?

Lt. Colonel Biggs: Objection, calls for speculation.

Captain Rabb: Your Honor, the accused is one of the world’s foremost experts on modern combat with a proven ability to size up an opponent in order to defeat them; I just want to know why it can be done in reality but not virtually.

Colonel Ross: Overruled, the accused will answer the question.

Colonel Creedon: I think Sith Apologist has much more experience with the ol' mouse clicking, my experience is more practical with a real trigger naturally that shows after hours of play.

Captain Rabb: Indeed. I put it to you Colonel, that you were afraid.

Colonel Creedon: I was not.

Captain Rabb: - afraid of getting another ass-whupping. Sith Apologist has always beaten you in any FPS for years- yes you reign supreme against everyone else but not Sithy, you were getting tired of going down like a punk in a gang banger hit- and you ran, isn’t that right Colonel?

Colonel Creedon: No

Lt. Colonel Biggs: Objection.

Colonel Ross: Sustained. Captain Rabb!

Captain Rabb: You did, you ran Colonel, why?

Colonel Creedon: I was retreating!

Captain Rabb: Not good enough Colonel, why did you run?

Colonel Ross: CAPTAIN RABB!

Colonel Creedon: You want answers?

Captain Rabb: I think I'm entitled to them.

Colonel Creedon: You want answers?!

Captain Rabb: I WANT THE TRUTH.

Colonel Creedon: YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: The brink of war that this planet faces every day and the lives that I save need to continue to live in blissful ignorance of how close our planet comes to being annihilated each and every day. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You NEED me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE ENTITLED TO.

Colonel Ross: Order in the court! Stand Down Captain Rabb?

Captain Rabb: The testimony is irrefutable Your Honor! “The Colonel, machine gun in hand, turned and fled.” Did you, Colonel, machine gun in hand, turn and flee?

Colonel Creedon: That impossible!!!!

Captain Rabb: How is that Colonel??

Colonel Creedon: BECAUSE THERE IS NO MACHINE-GUN IN UNREAL TOURNAMENT, so I couldn’t have been holding one!!!

Captain Rabb: Huh?!

Colonel Creedon: Is that a question Your Honour?

Colonel Ross: Captain Rabb?

(pause)

Colonel Ross: Have you finished cross-examination?

(Pause)

Colonel Ross: Has Trial Counsel completed it’s cross-examination of the accused?

Captain Rabb: Uh, Yes Your Honor.

Lt. Colonel Biggs: Redirect Your Honor. I have here a document which is a list of weapons in Unreal Tournament, please designate it Appellate Exhibit D. As you’ll see from reading down the list, the weapons are: the Impact Hammer, Enforcer, Bio-Rifle, Shock Rifle, Pulse Gun, Ripper, Minigun, Flak Cannon, Sniper Rifle and the somewhat insane Redeemer, none of these weapons apart from the Minigun itself could be argued that it is a machine gun, but Your Honor if Sith Apologist testified that he himself had a Minigun during the engagement why would he refer to the Minigun under a different name? Colonel, do you know of any reason?

Colonel Creedon: It appears that Sith Apologist was mistaken in what I was holding on that day.

Lt. Colonel Biggs: And so he could have been quite mistaken about any other event that day.

(pause)

Lt. Colonel Biggs: No further questions Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Captain Rabb, are you awake?

Captain Rabb: Your Honour?

Colonel Ross: Did you not hear the last argument made by Associate Defense Counsel?

Captain Rabb: I should have seen that. No machine-gun.

Colonel Ross: Captain Rabb; are you all right?

Captain Rabb: Yes Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Associate Defense Counsel may continue.

Lt. Colonel Biggs: The Defense Rests Your Honour.

Colonel Ross: Redirect, Captain?

Captain Rabb: The Prosecution rests.

Colonel Ross: Very well, this court is in recess until Wednesday 22nd November when verdict will be delivered.

Record Of Trial: Session 1

Colonel Jack Ross: The court-martial will come to order. You may be seated.

Captain Harmon Rabb Jr.: This court-martial is convened by general court-martial convening order number O1125, HQ United States Marine Corps European Command, copies of which have been furnished to the military judge, counsel, and the accused. The charges have been properly referred to this court-martial for trial and were served on the accused on October 19th 2006. The accused and the following persons detailed to this court-martial are present: military judge Colonel Jack Ross United States Marine Corps, trial counsel Captain Harmon Rabb Jr. United States Navy, defense counsel Lieutenant Colonel Mark Biggs United States Marine Corps and the accused Colonel Ciaran Creedon United States Marine Corps. Court reporter is automated and sanctioned by the Judge Advocate General’s office. I, Captain Harmon Rabb Jr. have been detailed to this court-martial by Lieutenant General Leonard Wade, Commanding General, United States Marine Corps European Command. I am prosecution qualified and certified under Article 27(b) and sworn under Article 42(a).
I have not acted in any manner which might tend to disqualify me in this court-martial.

Lieutenant Colonel Mark Biggs: I Lieutenant Colonel Mark Biggs have been detailed to this court-martial by Major General Gordon Creswell, Judge Advocate General, United States Navy. I am counsel qualified and certified under Article 27(b) and sworn under Article 42(a).
I have not acted in any manner which might tend to disqualify me in this court-martial.

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, You have the right to be represented in this court-martial by Lieutenant Colonel Mark Biggs, your detailed defense counsel, or you may be represented by military counsel of your own selection, if the counsel you request is reasonably available. If you are represented by military counsel of your own selection, you would lose the right to have your detailed counsel continue to help in your defense. However, you may request that your detailed counsel continue to act as associate counsel with the military counsel you select and Major General Gordon Creswell, the detailing authority, may approve such a request. Do you understand?

Colonel Ciaran Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: In addition, you have the right to be represented by civilian counsel, at no expense to the United States. Civilian counsel may represent you alone or along with your military counsel. Do you understand?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Do you have any questions about your rights to counsel?

Colonel Creedon: I do not, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Who do you want to represent you?

Colonel Creedon: Your Honor, I will represent myself, but will request to retain Colonel Biggs as associate council.

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, have you discussed this option with your counsel?

Colonel Creedon: I have, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Have you been made aware of the dangers of representing yourself?

Colonel Creedon: I am, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Colonel Biggs, have you made Colonel Creedon aware of the dangers of representing himself?

Lt. Colonel Biggs: I have, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, what factors do you believe make you qualified to represent yourself in a General Court-martial.

Colonel Creedon: I have more than a passing interest in Military Law, Your Honor. I have read a large percentage of both Title 10 of the US Code including all of the UCMJ and I’ve read and comprehend most of the United States Armed Forces Manual for Courts-martial 2005 edition. Furthermore between 1996 and 2005, I watched all 136 episodes of JAG and I’ve seen every episode of NCIS aired thus far in the United States. Finally my DVD collection includes, A Few Good Men, Rules Of Engagement and Hart’s War.

Colonel Ross: More than adequate Colonel, thank you. I accept your decision to represent yourself and your request to retain Colonel Biggs is granted. Counsel for the parties have the necessary qualifications, and have been sworn. I have been detailed to this court-martial by Major General Gordon Creswell, Judge Advocate General, United States Navy.

Captain Rabb: The general nature of the charges in this case are violation of regulations and cowardice before the enemy. The charges were preferred by Rear Admiral Carl Matlin, forwarded with recommendations as to disposition by myself and investigated by Lieutenant Commander Faith Coleman. Your Honor, are you aware of any matter which may be a ground for challenge against you?

Colonel Ross: I am aware of none.

Captain Rabb: The Government has no challenge for cause against the military judge.

Colonel Creedon: The Defense has no challenge for cause against the military judge.

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, Do you understand that you have the right to be tried by a court-martial composed of members and that, if you are found guilty of any offence, those members would determine a sentence?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Do you also understand that you may request in writing or orally here in the court-martial, trial before me alone, and that if I approve such a request, there will be no members and I alone will decide whether you are guilty and, if I find you guilty, determine a sentence?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Have you discussed these choices with your associate counsel?

Colonel Creedon: I have, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: By which type of court-martial do you choose to be tried?

Colonel Creedon: I request a trial by you, Colonel Jack Ross alone, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: A request for trial before me alone must be entered in the record of trial. I am Colonel Jack Ross. Colonel Creedon, Have you discussed this request and the rights I just described with your associate counsel?

Colonel Creedon: I have, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: If I approve your request for trial by me alone you give up your right to trial by a court-martial composed of members. Do you wish to request trial before me alone?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Your request is approved. The court-martial is assembled. The accused will now be arraigned.

Captain Rabb: All parties and the military judge have been furnished a copy of the
charges and specifications. Does the accused want them read?

Colonel Creedon: The accused wants the charges read.

Captain Rabb: The charges are:
1. In violation of Article 92 of the UCMJ, Failure to obey an order or regulation. In that Colonel Ciaran Creedon, USMC did on or about 2003-2006, violate regulation Marine Corps Order P6100.12, by wrongfully becoming overweight.
2. In violation of Article 99 of the UCMJ, Misbehaviour Before The Enemy. In that Colonel Ciaran Creedon, USMC, did, on December 18th 2004, in the presence of Sith Apologist the enemy, run away and hide. The charges are signed by myself a person subject to the code, as accuser; are properly sworn to before a commissioned officer of the armed forces authorized to administer oaths, and are properly referred to this court-martial for trial by Secretary Of The Navy Edward Sheffield, the convening authority.

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, How do you plead? Before receiving your pleas, I advise you that any motions to dismiss any charge or to grant other relief should be made at this time.

Colonel Creedon: The Defense has no motions. I plead guilty to the first charge Failure to obey an order or regulation but Not guilty to the second charge Misbehaviour Before The Enemy.

Colonel Ross: Your plea of guilty will not be accepted unless you understand its meaning and effect. I am going to discuss your plea of guilty with you now. If you have any questions, please say so. Do you understand?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: A plea of guilty is the strongest form of proof known to the law. On your plea alone, without receiving any evidence, this court-martial could find you guilty of the offence to which you are pleading guilty. Your plea will not be accepted unless you understand that by pleading guilty you admit every element of each offence and you are pleading guilty because you really are guilty. If you do not believe that you are guilty, you should not plead guilty for any reason. You have the right to plead not guilty and place the burden upon the prosecution to prove your guilt. Do you understand that?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: By your plea of guilty you waive, or in other words, you give up certain important rights. You give up these rights only as to the offenses to which you have pleaded guilty. You keep them as to the offenses to which you have pleaded not guilty. The rights you give up are: First, the right against self-incrimination, that is the right to say nothing at all about this offense. Second, the right to a trial of the facts by the court-martial, that is, the right to have this court-martial decide whether or not you are guilty based on evidence presented by the prosecution and, if you chose to do so, by the Defense. Third, the right to be confronted by the witnesses against you, that is to see and hear the witnesses against you here in the court-martial and to have them cross-examined, and to call witnesses in your behalf. Do you understand these rights?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: If you plead guilty, there will not be a trial of any kind as to the offence to which you are pleading guilty, so by pleading guilty you give up the rights I have just described. Do you understand that?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Associate defense counsel, what advice have you given as to the maximum punishment for the offenses to which the accused pleaded guilty?

Lt. Colonel Biggs: Your Honor, I have advised Colonel Creedon that he could be dismissed from the United States Marine Corps, he could have all pay and allowances forfeited and could be confined for a maximum of 2 years.

Colonel Ross: Trial counsel, do you agree with that?

Captain Rabb: I do, Your Honor

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, by your plea of guilty this court-martial could sentence you to the maximum authorized punishment, which is dismissal from the United States Marine Corps, have all pay and allowances forfeited and be confined for a maximum of 2 years. Do you understand that?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Do you feel you have had enough time to discuss your case with your associate counsel?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Associate defence counsel, do you feel that you have had enough time to discuss the case with your client?

Lt. Colonel Biggs: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, are you satisfied with Colonel Biggs, your associate Defense counsel, and do you believe his advice has been in your best interest?

Colonel Creedon: I am, Your Honor and I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Are you pleading guilty voluntarily?

Colonel Creedon: I am, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Has anyone tried to force you to plead guilty?

Colonel Creedon: No, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: In a moment, you will be placed under oath and we will discuss the facts of your case. If what you say is not true, your statements may be used against you in a prosecution for perjury or false statement. Do you understand?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Captain Rabb: Do you swear that the statements you are about to make shall be the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you God?

Colonel Creedon: I do.

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon I am going to explain the elements of the offence to which you have entered a plea of guilty. By “elements” I mean the facts which the Government would have to prove by evidence beyond a reasonable doubt before you could be found guilty if you pleaded not guilty. When I state each of these elements ask yourself if it is true, and whether you want to admit that it is true. Then be ready to talk about these facts with me. Please look at your copy of the charges and specifications. You have pleaded guilty to Charge 1, Specification 1, a violation of Article 92 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. The elements of that offence are that you, Colonel Ciaran Creedon did on or about 2003-2006, violate Marine Corps Order P6100.12, by wrongfully becoming overweight. Do you understand this element?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Does the element correctly describe what you did?

Colonel Creedon: It does, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: As an order of the United States Marine Corps, were you aware of the regulation.

Colonel Creedon: I was your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Do you believe it is your responsibility to know and follow the regulations of the United States Marine Corps?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Do you not believe that the responsibility for ensuring regulations are adhered to should be borne by the United States Marine Corps?

Colonel Creedon: Your Honor, I believe that for junior enlisted and company grade officers in some situations, it can be argued that they do not bear that responsibility due to youth and inexperience, however there is no such excuse for an officer holding the most senior field grade such as I.

Colonel Ross: What is your height Colonel?

Colonel Creedon: 71 inches, Your Honor

Colonel Ross: What is the Maximum allowable weight for a US Marine of that height?

Colonel Creedon: 197lbs, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: At the time of your Article 32 investigation, what was the investigating officer’s calculation of your weight?

Colonel Creedon: 231lbs your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Do you acknowledge that you were 34lbs overweight, contrary to Marine Corps regulations at the time of the Article 32 investigation?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Have you anything to add?

Colonel Creedon: I wish to apologize to the United States Marine Corps, members of the Joint Task Forces I’ve been assigned and the officers and men from the international security, intelligence and armed-forces assigned to my command as members of the United Nations Extra-Terrestrial Invasion Defense Agency, for putting their lives in danger.

Colonel Ross: Let the record show, that I as the military judge has made every effort to elicit from the accused, facts supporting the guilty plea by questioning the accused about the offence. The questioning has developed the accused’s description of the offence and established the existence of the element of the offence. I have been alert to discrepancies in the accused’s description and between the accused’s description and any stipulation. The accused’s discussion or other information has not disclosed, in my opinion, a possible Defense. Do you admit that you are Colonel Ciaran Creedon, United States Marine Corps, the accused in this case?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: On January 1 2003, were you a member of the United States Marine Corps on active duty, and have you remained on active duty since then?

Colonel Creedon: Yes I was, Your Honor and I have Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Trial Counsel, is there a pre-trial agreement in this case?

Captain Rabb: There is, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Please furnish me with a copy of the pre-trial agreement and designate Appellate Exhibit A.

Copy is forwarded to the military judge

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, I have here Appellate Exhibit A, which is part of a pre-trial agreement between you and Secretary Of The Navy, Edward Sheffield, the convening authority. Is this your signature which appears on the bottom of page and did you read this part of the agreement?

Colonel Creedon: It is, Your Honor and yes I did, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Did you also read and sign Appellate Exhibit B, which is the second part of the agreement?

Colonel Creedon: Yes I did, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Do you believe that you fully understand the agreement?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: I don’t know, and I don’t want to know at this time the sentence limitation you have agreed to. However, I want you to read that part of the agreement over to yourself once again.

Pause

Colonel Ross: Without saying what it is, do you understand the maximum punishment the convening authority may approve?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: In a pre-trial agreement, you agree to enter a plea of guilty to the charge and specification and, in return, the convening authority agrees to approve no sentence greater than that listed in Appellate Exhibit B, which you have just read. Do you understand that?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: If the sentence adjudged by this court-martial is greater than the one provided in the agreement, the convening authority would have to reduce the sentence to one no more severe than the one in your agreement. On the other hand, if the sentence adjudged by this court-martial is less than the one in your agreement, the convening authority cannot increase the sentence adjudged. Do you understand that?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Is this agreement, Appellate Exhibit A and B, the entire agreement between you and the convening authority? In other words, is it correct that there are no other agreements or promises in this case?

Colonel Creedon: It is, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Does trial counsel agree?

Captain Rabb: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, Do you understand your pre-trial agreement?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Do you or trial counsel disagree with my explanation or interpretation of the agreement in any respect?

Colonel Creedon: I do not, Your Honor

Captain Rabb: No, Your Honor

Colonel Ross: Did the offer to make a pre-trial agreement originate with the Defense?

Colonel Creedon: It did, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Are you entering this agreement freely and voluntarily?

Colonel Creedon: I am, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Has anyone tried to force you to enter this agreement?

Colonel Creedon: No, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Have you fully discussed this agreement with your associate counsel, and are you satisfied that his advice is in your best interest?

Colonel Creedon: Yes, Your Honor and I am Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Although you believe you are guilty, you have a legal and a moral right to plead not guilty and to require the Government to prove its case against you, if it can, by legal and competent evidence beyond a reasonable doubt. If you were to plead not guilty, then you would be presumed under the law to be not guilty, and only by introducing evidence and proving your guilt beyond a reasonable doubt can the Government overcome that presumption. Do you understand?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Do you have any questions about your plea of guilty, your pre-trial agreement, or anything we have discussed?

Colonel Creedon: I do not, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Do you still want to plead guilty?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: I find that the accused has knowingly, intelligently, and consciously waived his rights against self-incrimination, to a trial of the facts by a court-martial, and to be confronted by the witnesses against him; that the accused is, in fact guilty; and his plea of guilty is accepted. Colonel Creedon, You may request to withdraw your plea of guilty any time before the sentence is announced in your case and if you have a good reason for your request, I will grant it. Do you understand?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: In accordance with your plea of guilty, this court-martial finds you of Specification of Charge 1 and Charge 1: Guilty. We will now proceed with the second charge. Will the prosecution make an opening statement?

Captain Rabb: I will, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Will the Defense make an opening statement?

Colonel Creedon: I will, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Proceed with opening statements.

Captain Rabb: Your Honor, I have irrefutable evidence that suggests while Colonel Creedon is obviously a hero of international repute, he did display an selfish desire for self preservation on the day specified in the charge when faced with a superior opposing force and should be found guilty of discarding the edicts of the armed forces, branded a coward, dragged outside and shot.

Colonel Ross: You are grandstanding Captain, it’s a bit early for that I think. Suggestion of sentence will be stricken from the record.

Captain Rabb: I beg your pardon Your Honor and I apologize to the court and the accused. The Government rests its opening statement.

Colonel Creedon: Your Honor, Marines are humble about their accomplishments, we do not brag about our superiority in battle. We allow these to tell our tale.

Colonel Ross: Let the record show that Colonel Creedon is pointing to his award ribbons on his chest.

Colonel Creedon: It is insane to think I or one such as I could display an act of cowardice in any military situation real or even as this case, a simulated reality, and I will prove beyond reasonable doubt- nay, beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am innocent of such a ridiculous charge. The Defense rests its opening statement.

Colonel Ross: Trial counsel may call its first witness.

Captain Rabb: The Government does not have any witnesses at this time Your Honor, I have evidence in the forms of statements from users of Colonel Creedon’s online blog: The Colonel’s Eagle.

Colonel Creedon: Objection Your Honor, on what grounds should this blog be allowed into evidence, it is not a military controlled forum?

Colonel Ross: Sustained, I need a good reason here Captain.

Captain Rabb: Your Honor, The Colonel’s Eagle contains statements made by the accused while wearing the uniform or part thereof of a United States Marine Corps Colonel and as such his statements must be subject to military law while being representative of personal military opinion.

Colonel Ross: I agree, very well, enter the blog The Colonel’s Eagle as Appellate Exhibit C.

Captain Rabb: I would like to draw your attention to the URL: http://genthar.blogspot.com/2006/09/sizemores-reality-show.html
More specifically the comments attached as follows:
Sith apologist said, on Tuesday, September 12, 2006 at 19:20:13 “He's been known to yield to superior sabre skills?
Sith Apologist said, Wednesday, September 13, 2006 18:16:20 “… referring to the Theed Palace incident ....” This is in reference to a battle which took place between Colonel Creedon and Sith Apologist c1999.
Sith Apologist said, Thursday, September 14, 2006 19:43:34 “I remember "Colonel Creedon" saying something like "holy shit, do you live in this map?", and then quitting when "Colon Creedon" killed him! Also - the Colonel officially fears Shock Rifles :)”
Sith Apologist said, Tuesday, September 19, 2006 23:21:57 “But I think I recall a "running away from the lunatic (me) with the mini-gun" incident. That was cowardice?”

Colonel Creedon: Objection Your Honor. None of these statements can surely be entered as testimony in the record of this trial. The witness is not present and has not sworn an oath.

Colonel Ross: Captain Rabb? Colonel Creedon is correct in his interpretation as to the law of evidence. Can you produce this witness: Sith Apologist?

Captain Rabb: Your Honor, the witness has declined to offer testimony on two separate occasions, is a British national and not subject to a subpoena order under military law. I would however ask Colonel Creedon if he is the sort of man who would accept the written testimony here, argue against it and attempt to disprove it if he wishes to clear his name or if he is the type of man who would rather escape from this trial on a technicality?

Colonel Ross: Colonel Creedon, you do not have to answer the trial counsel’s question. The blog comments can be declared inadmissible and Captain Rabb will have to move on to additional evidence and or witnesses. If you accept the blog comments as testimony however the full letter of the law will apply and we shall continue. Do you understand?

Colonel Creedon: I do, Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: Will you accept the blog comments as testimony in these court-martial proceedings and permit me to pass judgement based on findings within all comments on The Colonel’s Eagle?

Colonel Creedon: I request a continuance to properly analyse all possible permutations of use of the blog comments as testimony Your Honor.

Colonel Ross: A continuance is granted. This court-martial is adjourned until the necessary research is complete but such that is a period of not more than 2 weeks from today.

Record Of Trial: Preliminary (Article 32) Session

The record of this session has been classified by the Depeartment Of Defense.

Friday, November 17, 2006

The Sentence: It's all over.

Well my involvement with the Colonel's (current) Court-martial has come to an end. While he was sentenced to a dismissal from the Marines, I foolishly agreed to a Pre-Trial agreement for a lesser sentence which will keep the Colonel in the Corps for the time being.

I used the term current earlier because, while I will take a break now, I'm sure at come point in the future he'll slip up and I'll be watching, waiting.

All I have to do now is prepare the Record Of Trial which will appear here in the coming days so that all the information to be made public is done so.

Thank you for your support.

Captain Harmon Rabb Jr. USN.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

The Verdict

I'm not too surprised that the Colonel was found not guilty of Misbeheviour Before The Enemy. I slipped up badly, either it was my lack of research or the incomplete testimony of my only witness- either way this is lost.

I was however given the opportunity for a parting-shot. I had almost forgotten that the Colonel pleaded guilty earlier to Disobeying A Regulation and I was allowed to make a closing statement in that part of the case at least:

"A crime has been committed, Your Honour, while not heinous it is however one which brings the United States Marine Corps into disrepute- a 231 year legacy that can be ripped to shreds by one who wears your uniform, not one like mine, but one like yours. Consider this when passing sentence Your Honour. The prosecution rests."

Judge Ross has recessed the court-martial for 24 hours to assess the Colonel's sentence. The fate of Colonel Ciaran Creedon is at hand...

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Court-Martial Session 2

I did a Kafee, he did a Jessep. I should have nailed him then.

I think I screwed up. In retrospect I should have actually played Unreal Tournament before taking on this case.

Maybe next time.

The verdict will be dilivered tomorrow night. I'll post the transcripts here after so that at least you'll see I tried.